The Wishing Game!

Yvonne · November 17, 2006, 09:36:05 AM

Granted! But the elephant in question was rather angry, and ended up rampaging and trampling its keeper. You had a sixteen hour elephant ride until the elephant was shot.

I wish for a hot cabana boy!

PastMember · November 17, 2006, 10:08:18 AM

Granted! Unfortunately he is more interested in men than in women.

I wish I knew how to ski.

Patrick · November 17, 2006, 12:10:45 PM

Granted! Your skills at skiing become so great you forget how to walk, and have to spend the rest of your life riding down hills.

I wish for sleep!

PastMember · November 17, 2006, 03:13:50 PM

Granted... but now you can't wake up and end up like sleeping beauty.

I wish to be in a movie.

Rochelle · November 17, 2006, 04:42:57 PM

Granted! only the movie turns out to be a flop except with a group of deranged cultists -who now follow you wherever you go.

I wish I had more time to write my novel.

Cali · November 17, 2006, 07:11:52 PM

Granted! Have fun writing it in jail...

I wish I could sew.

PastMember · November 18, 2006, 12:39:40 AM

Granted! However sewing bodies back together gets old quick...

I wish for more chocolate!

Patrick · November 18, 2006, 11:23:51 AM

Granted! But scientists have just dicovered that mass amounts of chocolate can lead to a rare and fatal disease, which you just caught!

I wish for phenomimal cosmic power!

PastMember · November 18, 2006, 11:59:27 AM

Granted! But you end up like Genie- with "itty bitty living space." (AKA- stuck in a bottle)

I wish the sun wouldn't go down so early.

PastMember · November 18, 2006, 12:03:12 PM

Granted! However you quickly burn to a crisp on the surface of the sun!

I wish for a cello.

Cali · November 18, 2006, 12:15:41 PM

Granted, but it's made out of jello.

I wish MTV actually played music again. *sigh*

emma · November 18, 2006, 12:25:45 PM

Granted! But a constant loop of Donny Osmond drives you insane

I wish to go and see Borat again

Clancey · November 18, 2006, 06:26:11 PM

Granted, but someone who ate too many juji fruits throws up on the back of your wonderfully comfortable chair.

I wish there was another day in the weekend.

Eimi · November 18, 2006, 06:53:17 PM

Granted! But they added another day to the work week as well...

I wish I could fly off to America any time I wanted.

PastMember · November 18, 2006, 08:10:21 PM

Granted! Except it takes a long, long time with little itty bitty wings! No /between/ for you!

I wish for my back to stop hurting!