The Wishing Game!

[Patrick]

Granted!  But you can't stand up very well with no spine!

I wish for something simple.

(Also Yay Anwen for replying the way I wanted.  Thats why I asked that!)

[PastMember]

Granted! However simple things don't exist in this plane of reality and you are transported to a very boring dimension.


I wish for cable tv!

[emma]

Granted! but quarter inch coaxial is very difficult to focus on

I wish for satellite TV

[Cali]

Granted!  But all you can pick up is Porn.


I wish for pumpkin pie :D

[PastMember]

granted....But there was something wrong with the pumpkin they used to make it and now you are really sick and your hair has fallen out.

I wish for world peace.

[Patrick]

Granted!  but now that we've all kissed and made up, the secret alien nations see we are vulnurable without our nuclear weopons and such and enslave us.

I wish for world fame!

[Yvonne]

Granted! But you're famous like Michael Jackson and you get ambushed by paparazzi constantly - even in the shower!

I wish I could go travelling. Right now.

[PastMember]

Granted! However, you get embroiled in the middle of a civil war and have to hide in a small one room shack for the rest of your life.


I wish people weren't such idiots!

[PastMember]

Granted, But you're life becomes incredibly boring because you no longer have any one to laugh at.

I wish that books weren't so expensive.

[Rochelle]

Granted! But they are now all so badly written that if you read them your head explodes.

I wish I knew where the other sock went when it was lost in the dryer.

[Patrick]

Granted!  But you become trapped in that place were socks go... slowly loosing oxygen and standing space as the place fills up with lost socks.

I wish the oceans were pudding!

[Eimi]

Granted!  But all sea life dies, not enough water evaporates to rain back down on the earth, all water sources dry up, the weather patterns that keep the world alive stop completely, all the moisture in your pudding all dries up and turns it into a hard shell, and we all die long slow horrible deaths.


I wish I could relive all the happy moments in my life!

[Paula]

Granted! However, you're life ends as soon as you have relived them and there really wasn't that many of them...

I wish I wouldn't catch cold all the time.
 :fever:

[PastMember]

Granted! But you can't catch cold anymore because you never get rid of it in the first place!

I wish for a more comfortable bed.

[PastMember]

Granted! However, it is really hard to breathe in your coffin...


I wish for a DVD burner!