The Wishing Game!

[PastMember]

Granted... ut it more lights things on fire than copies them.

I wish for the ability to learn Matrix style!

[Dana]

Granted!  But someone pulls the plug while you're in the Matrix and you die

I wish I could go skiing right this instant

[PastMember]

Granted! However, it is *really* cold water skiing in Antarctica.


I wish for a personal maid.

[PastMember]

Granted! Too bad she's dishonest though and robs you blind...

I wish for all my Christmas shopping to be done!

[Eimi]

Granted!  But you're really lonely with no friends or family to buy presents for...


I wish I could have tomorrow off.

[PastMember]

Granted! However getting fired really sucks!


I wish I could afford a house!

[PastMember]

Granted! But they don't sell you the house because you had sell the clothes off your back to afford it.

I wish my friends would stop having crushes on my little brother. (he's only a year and a half younger than me)

[PastMember]

Granted! Now he's 40 years older and it is a little creepy...



I wish for a bigger MP3 player!

[Eimi]

Granted!  The MP3 player is the size of a 80s boom-box!  Too bad the memory is about as big as a Speak-and-Spell...


I wish I could have the Bulgarian sumo wrestlers babies!!!

[PastMember]

Granted but birthing triplets that weigh 50 pound each stings a little.


I wish for an A on all my finals!

[Rochelle]

Granted, but they catch the computer glitch after a few days, and you fail them all instead!

I wish I could meet my favorite book characters -for real!

[Paula]

Granted  - however after the dimensions collide and all the imaginary book characters become real, world is thrown to completele chaos. You have orcs in your school, Count Dracula is prowling on night streets, dwarfs in your basement and you find really annoying talking cat on your bed. Oh, and Sauron is runnig for presicidency of United States.  


I wish for white christmas.

[emma]

Granted - but you live in Narnia while the Witch rules, and while it's white, Santa Claus isn't allowed in.

I wish... my toaster didn't burn toast

[Eimi]

Granted!  Your toaster no longer burns toast.  Unfortunately with the power cord ripped out of it, it doesn't TOAST toast either...


I wish the History Channel in Japan didn't play the same documentaries over and over for a month...

[Cali]

Granted!  The history channel plays the same over and over again for a YEAR!  :lol:


I wish the Sci Fi Channel would get their show/commercial sound balanced.  I'm tired of their commercials blasting me out when I have to turn the sound up to hear during the shows!