The Wishing Game!

[Patrick]

Alright this is a fun game I've been playing on another sight.  It's very simple, the rules are that every wish is granted!  Bad news is there are horrible consequenses with each wish.  I'll start the thread with a wish, and the next person will grant it at the price of a horrible side effect or consequence.  Then at the end of the post, that person makes a wish.  And so on and so forth.  Get it?  S'okay if you don't, heres an example.

EXAMPLE:
Me-> I wish that I had a million dollars
Response -> GRANTED! But the government gets wind of your counterfitting operations and you are now a wanted felon.  I wish for an icecream cone.

Get it now? Goooooooooooooooood!  I'll start.

I wish for a pony.

[PastMember]

Granted: But.... your pony is very mean and kicks you in the bum.


I wish to fly...

[Cali]

Granted:  But you go too high and run out of oxygen, pass out, then fall to the earth.

I wish for a clean house.

[Paula]

Granted: Your house is very clean: those cleaners stole everything that wasn't nailed down (and some things that were nailed down too!)

I wish I had a cat.

[Eimi]

Granted!  But we discovered too late that African Lions just weren't built to survive Scandinavian winters, and now you just have a cat-cicle!


I wish my town had a Starbucks!

[emma]

only Japanese coffee contains something nasty... it makes you swear of caffiene forever

I wish for the winning Euromillions numbers

[Cali]

granted, but since everyone else in the UK wished for them too... after splitting you only ended up with 1 pound.  :P

I wish for a Season 9 of Stargate SG1!

[Patrick]

Granted!  But there was a mistake in the shipping and inside the case was the eigth season of Charmed, which you then give to me cause I'm your best friend!  :lol:  8)

I wish I could see the world.

[Eimi]

Granted!  Unfortunately NASA's not sure how to get you back down again...


I wish I could speak Japanese fluently!

[Dana]

Granted!  But you've forgotten a lot of English spelling and grammer in the process (oh noes!)   8)

I wish to go to Hawaii

[Rochelle]

Granted! But While you're there, the volcano goes off and turns everything still living into a steaming lava flow.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.  :D

[emma]

Granted! However, you get stuck as a bug and someone threatens to squash you!

I wish... to meet James Bond

[Eimi]

Granted!  You meet James Bond... right before he shoots you!


I wish I could be in two places at once.

[Patrick]

Granted!  But you can't do much when your legs are on the other half of the world...

I wish for the world!

[Cali]

Granted!  But boy are them some high taxes! :D

I wish for snow.