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The Wishing Game!

Started by Patrick, November 13, 2006, 05:28:05 PM

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PastMember

Granted! But you get buried in 30 feet and slowly freeze to death.


I wish for a raise!

Patrick

Granted!  But you can't work very well from the ceiling so you get fired.

I wish for wealth and beauty.

PastMember

Granted! Regretfully, you are tormented by a nutty stalker.


I wish for a 4000sq foot house!

Yvonne

Granted! But the roof blew off, the living room has fallen into the basement, its infested by mutant rats, and the previous occupant painted the entire thing, inside and out, a hideous shade of snot yellow.

I wish that I was toboganning RIGHT NOW!

Patrick

Granted!  But it hurts pretty bad without a sled.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

Eimi

Granted!  But you're starting to miss them now that you're completely blind!


I wish I had a faster internet connection!

Patrick

Granted!  It becomes so fast though that it no longer needs you.  It revolts, stealing your car, and proceeds to take over the world.

I wish I could access my e-mail at school.

PastMember

Granted! But you spend so much time on e-mail that you don't do any work and fail out of all of your classes!

I wish for free tuition!

emma

Granted!  But basket weaving won't pay the mortgage...

I wish I could fly

PastMember

Granted! But since you hit that building, you are now in a full body cast.

I wish for a playstation 3! (So I can sell it on e-bay for lots and lots of money!)

Eimi

Granted!  But it arrives too late and by the time you get get it, Playstation 4 is already on sale!


I wish for more wishes!

PastMember

Granted! However they are factory imperfect wishes, and don't really do anything you want them to!


I wish for my own Barnes & Nobel store.

Cali

Granted, but it fails miserably and you end up going bankrupt.  

I wish that my headache would go away :)
Weir]

PastMember

Granted! But now you have no head...

I wish for my paper to be done!

emma

Granted! But after 20 minutes in the oven at 220c there isn't an awful lot left to hand in!

I wish for... an elephant ride