This is good luck?

[Mikel]

For years I had claimed that birds do not "target" bald men, the glare scares them away.

Yesterday I was riding my bike home from the store, and was dutifully wearing my helmet.  Apparently that negates the baldness.  Mom says that it is a sign of upcoming good luck.

Did I mention that Bike Helmets has big air holes?

[emma]

Birdie get you did he ;)

[Mikel]

Ah, yup.  That he did

[Mikel]

Ah, yup.  That he did

[Paula]

Well, that just proves my point: You can't trust birds. They are just plotting against you. (Especially crows. They big and their beaks should listed as deadly weapons.)
 :
...and I still have nightmares from Hitchcock's Birds.

[PastMember]

Look on the bright side... with a hairless head it just comes right off. Think of the mess you would have had to deal with if you had hair!!! ;)