Advice Game

PastMember · November 18, 2006, 12:48:08 AM

Since the Wish thread is such fun I thought that an advice thread might do fairly well. Here is the object of this thread. Someone asks for advice and you then give it to them but it is very bad advice. You then post your own question.

Note: None of the advice is to be followed... if you do follow the advice you are solely responsible for the results... plus you should really be sedated.

How do I keep my skin from drying out in the winter?

Rochelle · November 19, 2006, 04:51:20 PM

Jump in the nearest lake once a day.

How can I win the lottery?

PastMember · November 21, 2006, 05:58:25 PM

Rig the game, win the money, end up in prison when they figure it out.

How do I keep the cat hair off the furniture?

Paula · November 21, 2006, 09:55:18 PM

Shave the cat hairless.
(never mind the scratces you will get or the police the neighbours called because of the noise or the animal right-defenders....)

:lol:

How can I get rid of blueberry-juice stains on carpet?

PastMember · November 22, 2006, 07:22:41 AM

Die the carpet. Nevermind the mess. or the fact that everyone's feet have turned blue form walking on it.

How do I get my daughter to listen?

PastMember · November 22, 2006, 10:13:37 AM

repeat yourself ever five seconds

how do I get an A in English

PastMember · November 22, 2006, 09:44:11 PM

Bribe the instructor. Nevermind that it is illegial!

How do I turn coal into gold?

PastMember · November 24, 2006, 10:41:07 PM

Spray paint it gold, never mind the noxious fumes from the paint and if some one lit a match near by you'd explode!

How can I get my brothers to respect me?

PastMember · November 27, 2006, 07:41:54 AM

Jump out of a plane! Too you didn't think of a parachute!

How do I find the perfect man?

(This should be funny!)

PastMember · November 27, 2006, 08:00:26 PM

Start with clay. Mold into a pleasing form. Bake. Paint. Perform obscure magical rites to animate your man. Ooops...you forgot intelligence...

How do I get the dogs to stop barking?

PastMember · November 28, 2006, 09:34:23 AM

use a dog wistle. (then get ready to run)

how do i get my ex to stop calling me?

PastMember · November 28, 2006, 05:07:12 PM

Hire a hit man!

How do I get a digital camera for free?

PastMember · November 29, 2006, 07:39:56 AM

Hide one under you coat next time you are at Wal-Mart! (I am not responsible when you get caught shop lifting though!)

How do I fix my broken computer?

PastMember · November 29, 2006, 04:52:15 PM

Unplug the computer. Take it to a high, high tower. Lean over the railing and drop. Go to Best Buy and get a new one!

How do I get my roomie to stop watching such annoying TV shows?

PastMember · November 29, 2006, 08:34:24 PM

Rip out their eyes.... sorry that's kinda harsh

How do I get rid of my belly fat?