20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

[Cali]

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity :

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them smile. It's Called Therapy.


I especially love #18 :D

[Vix]

But. . . most of those I do anyhow.
You mean. . . that's not normal?

[Jane]

So many people are doing #8 these days that it hardly counts!

[Patrick]

When I worked at summer camp last summer the staff spent three whole weeks doing #7.  It was so much fun to watch the twelve year olds scratch their heads in confusion.  Ahhh... good times, good times.

[Clancey]

these are great Cali! Thank you

I have a "Healthy level of insanity in the Workplace" one, and it has alot of these plus more..  like "Put a chair in front of the printer and stare at it all day.   Any time someone asks what you're doing, say you're waiting for your job to print."


I'll find the others and post them if they're different!

[PastMember]

I like the coffee one... addicts do not like it when you mess with their fix!  

[Bree]

I used to skip rather than walk ALL THE TIME!

It is so fun. :D

[Patrick]

I used to skip rather than walk ALL THE TIME!

It is so fun. :D

I could see that.  Bree skipping to class, or work or the grocery store.  I could see you skipping the three steps into the general store from your car, or skipping down the aisle after church (if you go).  He he.  It makes me giggle.