Advice Game

[PastMember]

Build a machine that will transport it to another dimension.


How can I get annoying guys to stop calling?

[Rochelle]

Rewire your answering machine to transfer calls to someone else's phone.

How do I get my sister to stop annoying me?

[PastMember]

Tie her to a chair and gag her. Though that might be a wee bit abusive...


How do I get the estranged husband to get all his stuff out of my apartment?

[PastMember]

Stalk him until he does.


How do I get my cat to stop bringing home small animals?

[Rochelle]

Lock them in the bathroom until they are too old to hunt.


How do I find a a book that is no longer in print?

[PastMember]

Invent a time machine and go back to when it was in print and buy a copy.


How do I get my roomies to put stuff where I can find it?