Ok, this isn't as rounchy as it sounds, but I'm curious what all of your stripper names are! Not to say that any of you ever have been or have ever aspired to be one, nor saying its wrong or right if you have, and certainly not encouraging you all to go out ans strip for a room full of strangers unless you really want to, but finding out people's stripper names is fun!
According to John Stewart, the way you find your stripper name is by taking the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. My friends have all agreed I have a cool stripper name and so I was wondering what all of yours are!
Mine is MIDNIGHT GARNET
Tinker Park
Not going to work, I don't think.
I don't know, Tinker Park has a nice ring to it ;)
Mine is the quite hilarous Hammy Church.
Cas Queen :lol: (The dog's whole name was Xerie's Sweet Black Cas, so Sweet Queen or Black Queen would do too.)
(had to translate the street name to english)
Patches Hilda
Mine doesn't work so well. :-D
Hmmm... yeah, nobody likes a patchy stripper... And a stripper with "church" in the name is kinda sending mixed messages... ;)
Paula's is awesome though! Anything with Queen certainly sounds like a winner!
Eeeeer....
Petey 35th
would be mine LOL
Yah, they'd line up to see that!!
Perhaps you can substitute the town you grew up in for the street name?
Quote from: "Eimi"Hmmm... yeah, nobody likes a patchy stripper... And a stripper with "church" in the name is kinda sending mixed messages... ;)
Church? The name Hilda means 'battle woman' doesn't it? *G*
... I don't think mine would work.
Buddy Steamboat Wharf
;)
Quote from: "Bree"... I don't think mine would work.
Buddy Steamboat Wharf
;)
*DIES LAUGHING*
ohhhhh..... Here goes.
Perky Northfield
I had goldfish, called Pinky and Perky.
Quote from: "Bree"... I don't think mine would work.
Buddy Steamboat Wharf
;)
Well, nothing said it had to be a female stripper's name... XD
LOL! That's true Eimi!
If I used my second pet and my second street, it would be Piper South. Hm.
If I used my third, it would be Aiko Laurel...
Maybe Piper Laurel?
I've moved every few years since I was born, so I decided to try the first street I could actually remember since I didn't want to go to the effort of looking up the first one I lived on.
And no points to anyone who can tell it was an army base :geek:
Spitzy Tank Destroyer
:D
Bogey Spring
Gracie Franklin
:D
Quote from: "Rochelle"I've moved every few years since I was born, so I decided to try the first street I could actually remember since I didn't want to go to the effort of looking up the first one I lived on.
And no points to anyone who can tell it was an army base :geek:
Spitzy Tank Destroyer
:D
*rolft* For some reason that makes me thing of huge, muscular man size of a bulldozer. Could make a good wrestler name (like Hulk Hogan vs Spitzy Tank Destroyer! )
Lady Winifred
My shepherd died last month, but if I'd used her name it'd be: Gipsie and the pooch we have currently (My eldest daughters dog)? Teaza
:lol:
I seem to pick ideal stripper names for my dogs. We also had a Zeign and a Tamba, either would have been interesting names. Poor Snoopy being the only one not so suitable - and he was named when we got him.
Kurt's parents used to have a dog named Snoop. :)
LOL
Snoop Dawg?
Their eldest daughter chose it. I guess she liked the fellow.
Mine would be Flagler Whittington. Don't think that Flagler works so great for a girl.