Inspired by Patrick's earlier "Coolest Thing" post:
The Weirdest Thing that happened to me today . . .
Mine?
I was head-butted in the kneecap by a pit bull. Hard.
ouch
*claps hand over mouth*
Headbutted by a pit bull? Was it your pitbull, or some random one trotting down the street, or what?
A new acquisition of the family of one of the kids in my class -- a 2-year-old pit bull. I walked in, he wanted to play, I ordered him down, the mother of the house held his color for a moment, then released it -- the dog ran across the room and bam!
Luckily for me, the puppy -- 8 months old and bigger than this one -- was penned in upstairs.
At the moment, I'm not liking dogs a whole lot.
That was MY Coolest Thing Thread! :cyclopsani:
The weirdest thing I saw today was at the gym, it was a weight-lifting kid. Looked to be like 9 or 10 years old and he was lifting WAY more than I ever could! lol
Quote from: "Amanda"That was MY Coolest Thing Thread! :cyclopsani:
Maybe you ARE Patrick. I mean has anybody ever seen you two together at the same time?
huh?
Quote from: "vix"Inspired by Patrick's earlier "Coolest Thing" post:
The Weirdest Thing that happened to me today . . .
Mine?
I was head-butted in the kneecap by a pit bull. Hard.
ouch
*claps hand over mouth to stop the giggles*
I just have to copy Mikel here... sorry but that is just funny!
Seriously though, are you ok?
Ouch! I hope your knee is all right Vix!
My weirdest thing? My whole day was a weird one!
My mother went to a salon to have her hair done, and never thought to ask what the ingredients in the new shampoo were. She is violently allergic to... wheat! (Who'd have thought that was in the shampoo?) So although she loves the new hairstyle, I had to help her wash the hairspray out, because her entire head is now covered in hives.
And while at work, a transvestite in a bright pink mini-skirt and rollerblades came into the library while I was arguing with a woman who was convinced that the library card for her old state would work here. The transvestite rolled around, picked up a Nora Roberts romance, flashed the mailman, and left. :o
Quote from: "Rochelle"And while at work, a transvestite in a bright pink mini-skirt and rollerblades came into the library while I was arguing with a woman who was convinced that the library card for her old state would work here. The transvestite rolled around, picked up a Nora Roberts romance, flashed the mailman, and left. :o
Okay,
that's worth a prize. :clown:
Quote from: "Paula"Quote from: "Rochelle"And while at work, a transvestite in a bright pink mini-skirt and rollerblades came into the library while I was arguing with a woman who was convinced that the library card for her old state would work here. The transvestite rolled around, picked up a Nora Roberts romance, flashed the mailman, and left. :o
Okay, that's worth a prize. :clown:
And I thought mine was weird?
:schockiert:
Quote from: "Amanda"That was MY Coolest Thing Thread! :cyclopsani:
The weirdest thing I saw today was at the gym, it was a weight-lifting kid. Looked to be like 9 or 10 years old and he was lifting WAY more than I ever could! lol
Sorry, Amanda -- I glanced at the index to find the post and Patrick must have been the last to post to it, not the first. At least you got the marks for it.
Unless you and Patrick really are the same person?
Quote from: "Rochelle"And while at work, a transvestite in a bright pink mini-skirt and rollerblades came into the library while I was arguing with a woman who was convinced that the library card for her old state would work here. The transvestite rolled around, picked up a Nora Roberts romance, flashed the mailman, and left. :o
:megaeek:
That's really all I can say
I think the weirdest thing that got me today was the cuttest little 3-year-old Japanese girl I ever saw flipping me off... And then she tackled me and jumped on my stomach. Yup, I got my butt kicked by a three-year old Japanese thug :geek:
Quote from: "Eimi"I think the weirdest thing that got me today was the cuttest little 3-year-old Japanese girl I ever saw flipping me off... And then she tackled me and jumped on my stomach. Yup, I got my butt kicked by a three-year old Japanese thug :geek:
My goodness.... What did you do to provoke the small child, Eimi? *g* lol
Quote from: "Eimi"Yup, I got my butt kicked by a three-year old Japanese thug :geek:
Never gto early to get a headstart in the highly competitive field of professional thuggery
:clown:
Well, today I was at the farm where my horse lives (the farm belongs to a friend who graciously allows are horse to live with his other three horses) and since the chickens are going to have babies I was thinking that the ducks should have babies too. Of course, the ducks have no interest in sitting on a nest, so I thought maybe I could take an egg to incubate. So I went off in search of the old eggs (so I could clear them away and hopefully if I find another one layed tomorrow it will be viable) and one of the horses, Inday, followed me. I found the jackpot of eggs in the bushes (more eggs than there are ducks actually) and knelt to clear them out. Apparently Inday was curious about what I was doing, so all the sudden there is a big horse standing right over me and a horse hoof on either side! He nearly stepped on me! :bounce:
Quote from: "vix"Quote from: "Amanda"That was MY Coolest Thing Thread! :cyclopsani:
The weirdest thing I saw today was at the gym, it was a weight-lifting kid. Looked to be like 9 or 10 years old and he was lifting WAY more than I ever could! lol
Sorry, Amanda -- I glanced at the index to find the post and Patrick must have been the last to post to it, not the first. At least you got the marks for it.
Unless you and Patrick really are the same person?
Last I checked I wasn't Amanda. Maybe I missed something?
My weirdest thing was when I was complaining that the only way I could get out of Boy Scouts (my father won't let me leave because "I'm a leader and they need me," when I have about six months before I turn 18 and feel like my purpose there is superfluous) was if I kissed a guy. And my friend Dan said "Then do that." And It just through me off because Dan is THE STRAIGHTEST guy I know. It was WEIRD!
And in case you guys are wondering why my profile says I'm already 18, it was a mix up. I was close enough to 17 that I put it down when I joined and didn't realize it was automated. So I'm still to young to vote, darn.
QuoteMy goodness.... What did you do to provoke the small child, Eimi? *g* lol
Oh, I see, you automatically assume that it's
my fault? :crybaby:
Naw, I didn't provoke her, besides playing around. We were eating our "wild game dinner" and she was the daughter of the proprieter. She was really cute, so all us girls were playing with her. She's crawl under the table and I'd reach down and grab her feet and slide her out half way out (we were sitting on tatami mats, so there was no rugburn involved) and she's "escape" and crawl back under and I'd pull her out again... Then she was running past me and I would try to reach out and grab her. She hid behind another table and I motioned to her to come here and she grinned and flipped me off! We all were dying laughing :D (Of course, they know in Japan that flipping someone off is a rude gesture, but it's considered more cool than offensive here)
That's so funny! :D
That's hilarious, Eimi!