For years I had claimed that birds do not "target" bald men, the glare scares them away.
Yesterday I was riding my bike home from the store, and was dutifully wearing my helmet. Apparently that negates the baldness. Mom says that it is a sign of upcoming good luck.
Did I mention that Bike Helmets has big air holes?
Birdie get you did he ;)
Ah, yup. That he did
Ah, yup. That he did
Well, that just proves my point: You can't trust birds. They are just plotting against you. (Especially crows. They big and their beaks should listed as deadly weapons.)
:evil:
...and I still have nightmares from Hitchcock's Birds.
Look on the bright side... with a hairless head it just comes right off. Think of the mess you would have had to deal with if you had hair!!! ;)