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Title: The Wishing Game!
Post by: Patrick on November 13, 2006, 05:28:05 PM
Alright this is a fun game I've been playing on another sight.  It's very simple, the rules are that every wish is granted!  Bad news is there are horrible consequenses with each wish.  I'll start the thread with a wish, and the next person will grant it at the price of a horrible side effect or consequence.  Then at the end of the post, that person makes a wish.  And so on and so forth.  Get it?  S'okay if you don't, heres an example.

EXAMPLE:
Me-> I wish that I had a million dollars
Response -> GRANTED! But the government gets wind of your counterfitting operations and you are now a wanted felon.  I wish for an icecream cone.

Get it now? Goooooooooooooooood!  I'll start.

I wish for a pony.
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Post by: PastMember on November 13, 2006, 08:02:28 PM
Granted: But.... your pony is very mean and kicks you in the bum.


I wish to fly...
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Post by: Cali on November 13, 2006, 08:08:57 PM
Granted:  But you go too high and run out of oxygen, pass out, then fall to the earth.

I wish for a clean house.
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Post by: Paula on November 13, 2006, 09:58:04 PM
Granted: Your house is very clean: those cleaners stole everything that wasn't nailed down (and some things that were nailed down too!)

I wish I had a cat.
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Post by: Eimi on November 13, 2006, 10:26:37 PM
Granted!  But we discovered too late that African Lions just weren't built to survive Scandinavian winters, and now you just have a cat-cicle!


I wish my town had a Starbucks!
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Post by: emma on November 13, 2006, 11:49:39 PM
only Japanese coffee contains something nasty... it makes you swear of caffiene forever

I wish for the winning Euromillions numbers
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Post by: Cali on November 14, 2006, 08:16:26 AM
granted, but since everyone else in the UK wished for them too... after splitting you only ended up with 1 pound.  :P

I wish for a Season 9 of Stargate SG1!
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Post by: Patrick on November 14, 2006, 08:43:20 AM
Granted!  But there was a mistake in the shipping and inside the case was the eigth season of Charmed, which you then give to me cause I'm your best friend!  :lol:  8)

I wish I could see the world.
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Post by: Eimi on November 14, 2006, 03:40:19 PM
Granted!  Unfortunately NASA's not sure how to get you back down again...


I wish I could speak Japanese fluently!
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Post by: Dana on November 14, 2006, 07:29:19 PM
Granted!  But you've forgotten a lot of English spelling and grammer in the process (oh noes!)   8)

I wish to go to Hawaii
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Post by: Rochelle on November 14, 2006, 09:17:48 PM
Granted! But While you're there, the volcano goes off and turns everything still living into a steaming lava flow.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.  :D
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Post by: emma on November 14, 2006, 11:45:36 PM
Granted! However, you get stuck as a bug and someone threatens to squash you!

I wish... to meet James Bond
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Post by: Eimi on November 15, 2006, 01:54:37 AM
Granted!  You meet James Bond... right before he shoots you!


I wish I could be in two places at once.
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Post by: Patrick on November 15, 2006, 03:32:37 AM
Granted!  But you can't do much when your legs are on the other half of the world...

I wish for the world!
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Post by: Cali on November 15, 2006, 07:12:00 AM
Granted!  But boy are them some high taxes! :D

I wish for snow.
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Post by: PastMember on November 15, 2006, 04:31:37 PM
Granted! But you get buried in 30 feet and slowly freeze to death.


I wish for a raise!
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Post by: Patrick on November 15, 2006, 06:08:22 PM
Granted!  But you can't work very well from the ceiling so you get fired.

I wish for wealth and beauty.
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Post by: PastMember on November 15, 2006, 06:33:13 PM
Granted! Regretfully, you are tormented by a nutty stalker.


I wish for a 4000sq foot house!
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Post by: Yvonne on November 15, 2006, 09:05:26 PM
Granted! But the roof blew off, the living room has fallen into the basement, its infested by mutant rats, and the previous occupant painted the entire thing, inside and out, a hideous shade of snot yellow.

I wish that I was toboganning RIGHT NOW!
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Post by: Patrick on November 16, 2006, 03:18:30 AM
Granted!  But it hurts pretty bad without a sled.

I wish I didn't need glasses.
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Post by: Eimi on November 16, 2006, 04:47:47 AM
Granted!  But you're starting to miss them now that you're completely blind!


I wish I had a faster internet connection!
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Post by: Patrick on November 16, 2006, 08:40:27 AM
Granted!  It becomes so fast though that it no longer needs you.  It revolts, stealing your car, and proceeds to take over the world.

I wish I could access my e-mail at school.
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Post by: PastMember on November 16, 2006, 08:52:36 AM
Granted! But you spend so much time on e-mail that you don't do any work and fail out of all of your classes!

I wish for free tuition!
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Post by: emma on November 16, 2006, 01:41:21 PM
Granted!  But basket weaving won't pay the mortgage...

I wish I could fly
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Post by: PastMember on November 16, 2006, 04:08:02 PM
Granted! But since you hit that building, you are now in a full body cast.

I wish for a playstation 3! (So I can sell it on e-bay for lots and lots of money!)
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Post by: Eimi on November 16, 2006, 04:56:20 PM
Granted!  But it arrives too late and by the time you get get it, Playstation 4 is already on sale!


I wish for more wishes!
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Post by: PastMember on November 16, 2006, 08:09:32 PM
Granted! However they are factory imperfect wishes, and don't really do anything you want them to!


I wish for my own Barnes & Nobel store.
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Post by: Cali on November 17, 2006, 06:48:22 AM
Granted, but it fails miserably and you end up going bankrupt.  

I wish that my headache would go away :)
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Post by: PastMember on November 17, 2006, 08:27:52 AM
Granted! But now you have no head...

I wish for my paper to be done!
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Post by: emma on November 17, 2006, 09:09:26 AM
Granted! But after 20 minutes in the oven at 220c there isn't an awful lot left to hand in!

I wish for... an elephant ride
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Post by: Yvonne on November 17, 2006, 09:36:05 AM
Granted! But the elephant in question was rather angry, and ended up rampaging and trampling its keeper. You had a sixteen hour elephant ride until the elephant was shot.

I wish for a hot cabana boy!
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Post by: PastMember on November 17, 2006, 10:08:18 AM
Granted! Unfortunately he is more interested in men than in women.

I wish I knew how to ski.
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Post by: Patrick on November 17, 2006, 12:10:45 PM
Granted!  Your skills at skiing become so great you forget how to walk, and have to spend the rest of your life riding down hills.

I wish for sleep!
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Post by: PastMember on November 17, 2006, 03:13:50 PM
Granted... but now you can't wake up and end up like sleeping beauty.

I wish to be in a movie.
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Post by: Rochelle on November 17, 2006, 04:42:57 PM
Granted! only the movie turns out to be a flop except with a group of deranged cultists -who now follow you wherever you go.

I wish I had more time to write my novel.
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Post by: Cali on November 17, 2006, 07:11:52 PM
Granted!  Have fun writing it in jail...


I wish I could sew.
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Post by: PastMember on November 18, 2006, 12:39:40 AM
Granted! However sewing bodies back together gets old quick...


I wish for more chocolate!
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Post by: Patrick on November 18, 2006, 11:23:51 AM
Granted!  But scientists have just dicovered that mass amounts of chocolate can lead to a rare and fatal disease, which you just caught!

I wish for phenomimal cosmic power!
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Post by: PastMember on November 18, 2006, 11:59:27 AM
Granted! But you end up like Genie- with "itty bitty living space." (AKA- stuck in a bottle)

I wish the sun wouldn't go down so early.
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Post by: PastMember on November 18, 2006, 12:03:12 PM
Granted! However you quickly burn to a crisp on the surface of the sun!


I wish for a cello.
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Post by: Cali on November 18, 2006, 12:15:41 PM
Granted, but it's made out of jello.  


I wish MTV actually played music again. *sigh*
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Post by: emma on November 18, 2006, 12:25:45 PM
Granted! But a constant loop of Donny Osmond drives you insane

I wish to go and see Borat again
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Post by: Clancey on November 18, 2006, 06:26:11 PM
Granted, but someone who ate too many juji fruits throws up on the back of your wonderfully comfortable chair.

I wish there was another day in the weekend.
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Post by: Eimi on November 18, 2006, 06:53:17 PM
Granted!  But they added another day to the work week as well...


I wish I could fly off to America any time I wanted.
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Post by: PastMember on November 18, 2006, 08:10:21 PM
Granted! Except it takes a long, long time with little itty bitty wings! No /between/ for you!



I wish for my back to stop hurting!
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Post by: Patrick on November 19, 2006, 08:22:40 AM
Granted!  But you can't stand up very well with no spine!

I wish for something simple.

(Also Yay Anwen for replying the way I wanted.  Thats why I asked that!)
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Post by: PastMember on November 21, 2006, 06:00:05 PM
Granted! However simple things don't exist in this plane of reality and you are transported to a very boring dimension.


I wish for cable tv!
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Post by: emma on November 21, 2006, 11:45:43 PM
Granted! but quarter inch coaxial is very difficult to focus on

I wish for satellite TV
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Post by: Cali on November 22, 2006, 06:33:09 AM
Granted!  But all you can pick up is Porn.


I wish for pumpkin pie :D
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Post by: PastMember on November 22, 2006, 07:27:27 AM
granted....But there was something wrong with the pumpkin they used to make it and now you are really sick and your hair has fallen out.

I wish for world peace.
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Post by: Patrick on November 22, 2006, 04:18:43 PM
Granted!  but now that we've all kissed and made up, the secret alien nations see we are vulnurable without our nuclear weopons and such and enslave us.

I wish for world fame!
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Post by: Yvonne on November 22, 2006, 07:37:08 PM
Granted! But you're famous like Michael Jackson and you get ambushed by paparazzi constantly - even in the shower!

I wish I could go travelling. Right now.
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Post by: PastMember on November 22, 2006, 09:36:40 PM
Granted! However, you get embroiled in the middle of a civil war and have to hide in a small one room shack for the rest of your life.


I wish people weren't such idiots!
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Post by: PastMember on November 24, 2006, 10:36:55 PM
Granted, But you're life becomes incredibly boring because you no longer have any one to laugh at.

I wish that books weren't so expensive.
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Post by: Rochelle on November 26, 2006, 01:19:01 PM
Granted! But they are now all so badly written that if you read them your head explodes.

I wish I knew where the other sock went when it was lost in the dryer.
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Post by: Patrick on November 26, 2006, 05:53:44 PM
Granted!  But you become trapped in that place were socks go... slowly loosing oxygen and standing space as the place fills up with lost socks.

I wish the oceans were pudding!
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Post by: Eimi on November 26, 2006, 07:57:19 PM
Granted!  But all sea life dies, not enough water evaporates to rain back down on the earth, all water sources dry up, the weather patterns that keep the world alive stop completely, all the moisture in your pudding all dries up and turns it into a hard shell, and we all die long slow horrible deaths.


I wish I could relive all the happy moments in my life!
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Post by: Paula on November 27, 2006, 02:21:40 AM
Granted! However, you're life ends as soon as you have relived them and there really wasn't that many of them...

I wish I wouldn't catch cold all the time.
 :fever:
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Post by: PastMember on November 27, 2006, 07:31:21 AM
Granted! But you can't catch cold anymore because you never get rid of it in the first place!

I wish for a more comfortable bed.
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Post by: PastMember on November 27, 2006, 08:07:45 PM
Granted! However, it is really hard to breathe in your coffin...


I wish for a DVD burner!
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Post by: PastMember on November 27, 2006, 09:35:10 PM
Granted... ut it more lights things on fire than copies them.

I wish for the ability to learn Matrix style!
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Post by: Dana on November 27, 2006, 09:48:45 PM
Granted!  But someone pulls the plug while you're in the Matrix and you die

I wish I could go skiing right this instant
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Post by: PastMember on November 28, 2006, 05:14:11 PM
Granted! However, it is *really* cold water skiing in Antarctica.


I wish for a personal maid.
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Post by: PastMember on November 29, 2006, 07:32:59 AM
Granted! Too bad she's dishonest though and robs you blind...

I wish for all my Christmas shopping to be done!
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Post by: Eimi on November 29, 2006, 08:02:49 AM
Granted!  But you're really lonely with no friends or family to buy presents for...


I wish I could have tomorrow off.
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Post by: PastMember on November 29, 2006, 04:46:54 PM
Granted! However getting fired really sucks!


I wish I could afford a house!
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Post by: PastMember on November 29, 2006, 08:29:19 PM
Granted! But they don't sell you the house because you had sell the clothes off your back to afford it.

I wish my friends would stop having crushes on my little brother. (he's only a year and a half younger than me)
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Post by: PastMember on November 30, 2006, 04:46:13 PM
Granted! Now he's 40 years older and it is a little creepy...



I wish for a bigger MP3 player!
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Post by: Eimi on November 30, 2006, 06:20:58 PM
Granted!  The MP3 player is the size of a 80s boom-box!  Too bad the memory is about as big as a Speak-and-Spell...


I wish I could have the Bulgarian sumo wrestlers babies!!!
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Post by: PastMember on December 02, 2006, 04:45:02 PM
Granted but birthing triplets that weigh 50 pound each stings a little.


I wish for an A on all my finals!
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Post by: Rochelle on December 02, 2006, 06:51:17 PM
Granted, but they catch the computer glitch after a few days, and you fail them all instead!

I wish I could meet my favorite book characters -for real!
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Post by: Paula on December 03, 2006, 10:43:41 PM
Granted  - however after the dimensions collide and all the imaginary book characters become real, world is thrown to completele chaos. You have orcs in your school, Count Dracula is prowling on night streets, dwarfs in your basement and you find really annoying talking cat on your bed. Oh, and Sauron is runnig for presicidency of United States.  


I wish for white christmas.
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Post by: emma on December 03, 2006, 11:34:29 PM
Granted - but you live in Narnia while the Witch rules, and while it's white, Santa Claus isn't allowed in.

I wish... my toaster didn't burn toast
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Post by: Eimi on December 04, 2006, 12:04:18 AM
Granted!  Your toaster no longer burns toast.  Unfortunately with the power cord ripped out of it, it doesn't TOAST toast either...


I wish the History Channel in Japan didn't play the same documentaries over and over for a month...
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Post by: Cali on December 04, 2006, 08:28:49 AM
Granted!  The history channel plays the same over and over again for a YEAR!  :lol:


I wish the Sci Fi Channel would get their show/commercial sound balanced.  I'm tired of their commercials blasting me out when I have to turn the sound up to hear during the shows!
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Post by: Avery on December 04, 2006, 12:24:44 PM
Granted! Unfortunately, the sound on all the other channels now has the same imbalance.

I wish I had the money to go see Cats this weekend.
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Post by: PastMember on December 05, 2006, 08:12:14 PM
Granted! You enjoy the show, however are arrested since you stole the money.


I wish my roomies would get a job!
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Post by: Eimi on December 06, 2006, 12:37:18 AM
Granted!  All your roomies get the most awesome jobs they could ever hope for!  In fact, they're making so much money now they don't need roommates and they move out into their own mansions and you are left without any roomies at all!


I wish I could go back to university and get another degree.
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Post by: Patrick on December 06, 2006, 02:30:52 PM
Granted!  But apon checking your records your school finds out your High school wasn't on the acreditted list, so they revoke ALL your degrees.
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Post by: Cali on December 09, 2006, 06:38:12 AM
What do you wish for dear Patrick?  :lol:
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Post by: Patrick on December 09, 2006, 08:23:12 AM
I knew I forgot something :oops:

I wish I could stop global warming.
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Post by: PastMember on December 09, 2006, 02:25:30 PM
Granted! However, it's overkill, and we plunge into an ice age.



I wish for my roomies to cook breakfast!
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Post by: Eimi on December 09, 2006, 03:51:36 PM
Granted!  Too bad they decided that there's one roommate too many and yours is the food they've poisoned....


I wish the Seahawks could win the Super Bowl this year!
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Post by: PastMember on December 11, 2006, 05:30:07 PM
Granted! However, they were the only team playing, and it was an empty victory.


I wish to own a Wal-Mart.
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Post by: emma on December 11, 2006, 11:40:14 PM
Granted - But it's the ASDA-Walmart 2 miles from me and too far for you to do your shopping in!

I wish...that my house would clean itself
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Post by: Paula on December 12, 2006, 02:55:00 AM
Granted - however it also cleans everything away: furniture, clothes, etc leaving you with totally empty but clean home.

I wish I  could become Doctor Who's companion.
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Post by: PastMember on December 12, 2006, 04:45:36 PM
Granted! However you meet a very unfortunate end with a Dalek the day after you become his companion.



I wish I could find a second job!
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Post by: PastMember on December 14, 2006, 01:52:44 PM
granted it only lasts a second because you get fired walking though the door.

I wish I was finshed with my degree.
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Post by: Patrick on December 15, 2006, 08:37:14 AM
Grnted, however you use horrible cheats that leave you without a sense of accomplishment.

I wish I could access my e-mail at school.
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Post by: PastMember on December 25, 2006, 12:39:08 PM
Granted! However you become obsessed with email and spend all your time checking it instead of going to class and fail.



I wish to own an airline.
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Post by: Cali on December 26, 2006, 07:42:44 AM
Granted, but then some of your planes are hijacked and your stocks plummet causing you to declare bankrupcy.


I wish I wasn't so full of sweets I felt ill...
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Post by: PastMember on December 27, 2006, 04:33:44 PM
Granted. However removing your stomach causes you to wither away and die.



I wish I had more money to spend Xmas Clearance shopping!!!
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