Let's try just for kicks!
:seestars :glasses
I'll start
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There's dragons and guys ride them around being all 'look at me, i have a dragon.' But there is only one gold egg so they gotta find a woman for it since it's a girl dragon. They search and run into people who try to kill them and bring back a dirty drudge since she's the only one with 'the power.' They roll their eyes but the new girl dragon likes her. She gets all, "I can too ride." They all say no! Then the Lords try to attack and tell the dragonriders we don't need you anymore. But the gold dragon flies with her rider and scares their horses. Then the sky fills with falling thread and the dragons flame them and save the world.
LOL
Ok, I will try one of my fav movies... "Woman has concerns. Nobody listens. People die."
Ok, here goes...
Sean Bean dies, Jon Snow survives
Three guys go on a long walk to return some jewelry.
Father reunites with long lost son, wants him to take over the family business
Unicorn goes on a long walk because a butterfly said so.
...dang, this is hard to make boring.
Grumpy emo chick ponders whether to shag a sparkly corpse or a dog over several years.